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plllzzzzzzzzzzz can any 1 tell me any site for latest update for exhibitions in mumbai? Please help me out I am looking out for an exhibition at worli (gifts & articles) i would like to know its visiting timing & date
How is this for a start to a feature article/opinion piece? The release of Bill Henson’s latest exhibition, featuring nude children, has spiked many controversial issues. One of the main problems that have arose is whether parents should have the right to permit their children to be publicly displayed au naturel. In other words: do parents prerogative to allow their children to be exploited and humiliated in front of millions? Please help me improve it in anyway i can. thank you!
What do you do to find out latest events in your neighborhood? like concerts, venues, shows, exhibitions etc. (could be a site you visit often, newspaper, or even facebook or myspace group) I use http://www.ticketmaster.com to track concerts. For other events I mainly rely on local newspaper, Local TV Channel, and of course subscribed blogs of people from my neighborhood. Once in a while I also use the social event tracking sites to get more details on the event I already know of. I didn't even know about the existence of yahoo's feature that lets you find out the local events untill now. Looks promising. http://upcoming.yahoo.com .
Help! I need your suggestions for finger food? I am helping with a school art exhibition later in the year & I need your suggestions for finger food that I could provide for the guests. Thanks guys!
Why is the Red Sox playing for real in Japan but will play in spring training games later in the week? Ok I know I'm not the brighest man on earth but Bud Selig must be smoking the pipe a bit too much. I don't mind if they open their games in Japan but to have them play 2 games vs the dodgers that doesn't mean anything is totally ridiculous. How does that work? Has there ever been game like this where a game counted 1 day and a couple of days later, the game is just an exhibition?
How do I get a top NY gallery to look at the work of an established artist new to the NYC art scene? I know an older gentleman who is a well-known contemporary expretionist/surrealist in his native country where he frequently holds exhibitions (he had his first show in the late 1940s when he was just a teen ager!). This talented man is also an amazing poet. He deserves to be recognized by his peers in the city he's been calling his home for the last 30 years: NYC. It would be a tremendous pity if no one outside his native land saw this artist's work. Any constructive suggestions?
Cool things to do and see in Washington and Newyork this summer? I'm going to NewYork and Washington for summer, any suggestions on where to visit, what to do? we'll be there around late june, early july. I mean out of the ordinary suggestions like streets with the most out there graffs, design exhibitions, markets, new architecture that kind of stuff. oh and shopping?
What do I wear to a fancy exhibition? I need to know what to wear to an exhibtion of paintings or something, and I am going to a mall before that I have never been to. I need to know what to wear, that would be something classy, but something casual, and comfortable because o fthe mall later. It's a windy day, and I just can't decide! Kind of chilly to.
What year did I see an exhibition hockey game at the Cow Palace- Think in was Rangers-Blues? Trying to figure out when I fell in love with hockey. Late 1980s, I think Bud Light sponsored a hockey event in the Bay Area. The Cow Palace hosted the Rangers and Blues and I can't remember exactly when that was. 1987? Anyone know?
last year i was watching tv when i saw my cousin in the programme? it was an antiques programme filmed in torquay or exeter(not sure). called f l o g it, with paul martin. then today went to a museum and saw her sister and her late mother in a photo in an exhibition. have you ever had a similar surprise? what a small world it is
Federer battles off-court foe, mononucleosis?? **This is my first time hearing about this. I'll post some of the article here** Roger Federer's most intriguing season continues on Monday with a singles match in New York that won't count in the rankings but has still managed to sell out 19,000 seats in Madison Square Garden. Federer's latest exhibition duel with the now-retired Pete Sampras is just that: an exhibition. But it comes at a particularly sensitive stage of Federer's brilliant career; one where he has looked surprisingly vulnerable to the slings, arrows and energy of the younger generation. He has played just two tournaments in 2008 and lost twice to 20-year-olds, with Novak Djokovic manhandling him in straight sets in the semifinals of the Australian Open, and Andy Murray upsetting him in a tighter match this week in the first round in Dubai after Federer had taken a five-week break from competition. Tell me what you think if you decide to read it. http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/03/07/sports/arena.php
Is the "My" more important than "Space"? I joined MySpace last year full of enthusiasm and interest. I expected that I would make some new, genuine friends who shared my love of art and music. A year later, I find that more than 95% of those who request my friendship or accept my request, have absolutely no interest whatsoever in anything but themselves. They send bulletins about their new CD or their latest exhibition but couldn't care less if I am alive or dead. Is your MySpace experience similar or is it much better?
went to a musuem today and saw one of my relatives on a photo? it was a tempory exhibition about a shop called Busbys in bradford , and my late auntie was on one of the photographs in the record dept , then i noticed her daughter (my cousin) was also on the photo !! have you ever had a similar experience? i told the chap at the desk and he is going to get me a copy of the photo. may give the names actually. good idea
How many of you Dog Chapman the bounty hunter fans heard about the latest saga of the Chapman family? Well Dog Chapman's brother Tim Chapman was recently arrested for public exhibition and conduct of a lewd act (jerking off). He was caught in Hawaii fully naked by Shopping Mall Security, whom he tried to run down to get away , but, was caught running down the street naked shortly after by the Honolulu police. Do you think the Chapmans are the people that A&E has protrayed them to be? Do you think Dog is prejudice to blacks? And now do you think there is more to that family since Tim was caught in a sexual perverted situation? Comments?
Are ytou aware of how many Republicans have been charged with sex related crimes? Randal D. "Randy" Ankeney, the convicted sex offender who just a few short years ago was a rising GOP star in Colorado, is being held on a $1 million bond in Larimer County. Republicans abusing children: It speaks for itself. The Dems had John Wayne Gacy; the Republicans have all of this. Coincidence??? * Republican mayor Thomas Adams of Illinois charged with 11 counts of disseminating child pornography and two counts of possession of child pornography. * Republican campaign worker and self proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken convicted of having sex with two underage girls. * Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican activist and rising Colorado Randal D. "Randy" Ankeney, the convicted sex offender who just a few short years ago was a rising GOP star in Colorado, is being held on a $1 million bond in Larimer County. Republicans abusing children: It speaks for itself. The Dems had John Wayne Gacy; the Republicans have all of this. Coincidence??? * Republican mayor Thomas Adams of Illinois charged with 11 counts of disseminating child pornography and two counts of possession of child pornography. * Republican campaign worker and self proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken convicted of having sex with two underage girls. * Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. http://houston.craigslist.org/pol/407762436.html <--- for more names and crimes
Is it time to ban The Hurricane for life? Alex Higgins has too often attacked officials and referees. It is mostly verbal but other times it is physical as was his latest attack on a referee. These prima donnas need to be held in check but snooker administrators in the past have acted as lily livered cowards and turned a blind eye towards players like Higgins. Maybe another scandal is what snooker needs but make it involve someone rather than an old hasbeen nearing pension age. If players like Jimmy White keep inviting bad news to exhibition matches then put a heavy penalty on him. why should Ronnie be taken to task. Is he a soft touch who would take it whereas Higgy would have a tank full and a snort and get stuck in with his full six stones. Better still why not bring him into the Rules committee and join the other Dinosaurs who need a jolt into reality. Steve Davis and Willie Thorne are two exceptional snooker gentlemen who might have a remedy for wayward past masters. Why not ask them.
Tutankhamun Exhibition? Hi. I'm going to the exhibition in late March. We're taking a National Express coach down to there from Staffordshire. It's to Elizabeth Street. What would be the best way to get to the exhibition from there, and the price? (roughly). Thanks! =]
Poor dear brave daddy has gone off to join the French Foreign Legion. Is he still British? It's very brave of daddy to sign up, but how inconvenient as Ricahrd and I are about to attend a museum exhibition with cheese and wine. It might be too late when we come to collect him, and I daren't ask Onslow to collect him in broad daylight as Mrs. Barker-Finch might see them. Is he still British?
How many Know that Astrology, Witches, Ghost, Is work of Satan the Devil? How many of you have actually took the time to read the bible on Astrology, Witches, Ghost, and the Supernatural and Know it work of the devil Himself? Are Ghosts, Witches, Aliens, Really Real??? Real Ghost Activity is on the Increase Reports of paranormal and supernatural activity are on the increase, people from all walks of life have reported supernatural and unexplainable activity. Is there really such a thing as a ghost? Thousands of people from all walks of life are reporting sightings of ghosts, spirits, and or aliens in their homes and in the sky. Exactly who or what are these ghosts? Notes ****************************************************************** Now if Someone is getting a Haunting, You can be SURE it is come from Satan and or His Demons, and that is indeed Scary.... Does the Bible have anything to say about the increased interest in this strange phenomena? **Yes, the Bible indicates that 'paranormal activity' and interest in the spirit world would increase at the very end of time. Furthermore, the Bible indicates that these spirits will fasten multitudes into a World Wide Deciptions. *** Possission, Astrology, Witchs, Mediums, Occult, Satan and his Demons do there Work. "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty." Revelation 16:13-14 It is VERY important that we understand what the Bible says about ghosts, spirits, and the afterlife. Spiritual Manifestations are not all Sleight of Hand If Your going to look into the Evil and Scary Happining (True or Not) at least NO WHAT YOUR LOOKING AT. On the internet one can find many web sites dedicated to ghost pictures and photos of ghosts, videos of ghosts, and ghost stories. Certainly many of these images, videos, and stories are clever hoaxes. However, some of these ghost sightings may actually be Something, the question is what? Satan and his Demons, come to Try to take Over God People. Everyone want to know the Next Scary Story, but dont have time for the Trueth of the Bible................. Who inhabits Haunted Houses? People are often fearful of old, dark, rundown buildings and houses, believing that they are haunted by the spirits of the Dead. The dead are sleeping, Until Judgement, the dead are dead either in Christ or in Satan. Where Jesus Christ make that Call...Heaven or Hell, and there no in Between....... It is not the Dead that come back to live to haunt people, it is Satan or and his Demons, here to hault and take control of PEOPLES souls, Remember The Devil known his time is short before Jesus Christ Second Coming...... He going to try to get every Soul he can, before the Second Coming Of Jesus Christ. The Bible teaches however that the dead do not come back to haunt houses because they are resting in grave awaiting either of the two ressurections. Heaven or Hell "As the cloud is consumed and vanisheth away: so he that goeth down to the grave shall come up no more. He shall return no more to his house, neither shall his place know him any more." Job 7:9-10 "While I live will I praise the LORD: I will sing praises unto my God while I have any being. Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. His breath goeth forth, he returneth to his earth; in that very day his thoughts perish." Psalm 146:2-3 "For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten. Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun." Ecclesiastes 9:5-6 "Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice, And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation." John 5:28-29 Again Heaven or Hell ***************************************************************** Now Know who this Ghost, Witches, Aliens, Astrology, Occult, False Teachers, really ARE. Now that is Something To be Scared Off..... Who is responsible for the strange phenomena that is happening all over the world? It is Satan, who wants the world to believe that the dead are not really dead. The Devil, set the stage for his masterpiece endtime delusion a long time ago. "Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil." Genesis 3:1-5 Skeptics are in Grave Danger Many people think that spiritual manifestations are fraudulent hoaxes. But while it is true that trickery has often been palmed off as genuine manifestations, there has also been marked exhibitions of supernatural power. The mysterious rappings with which modern spiritualism began, late in the 19th century, was not the result of human trickery or cunning, but was the direct work of evil angels, who thus introduced one of the most successful of soul-destroying delusions. Many will be ensnared through the belief that spiritualism is a merely human imposture; when brought face to face with manifestations which they cannot but regard as supernatural, they will be deceived, and will be led to accept them as the great power of God. Dont fear the Dead, they are Dead Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his JUDGMENT is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of water. Revelation 14:7 Yes a person or thing can become Possessed by Satan and or his Demons, But that is not the people that are Dead...... Jesus Christ Will protected me, if you dont want to hear it dont read it.. Yes the bible taks about Astrology, but read what work it is, not Gods. Go With God, or you can Go with Satan...
Do you ever think that you should have tried drugs. And think that you? have missed out something in life? I remember being invited to dinner by some friends and really enjoyed the chicken pie. However, I could not understand why everyone was laughing at me. I was making a real exhibition of myself and could not stop laughing and rolling on the floor. Later I can remember being very remorse and down. I evetually found out that my friend had put magic mushrooms in the chicken pie. I will always remember how unhappy I felt and the tears and sadness.. And so I can never understand why people want to put themselves through this torture for a few moments of Euphoria. I admitted to mention that this was years ago and I have brought up a family since. I consider myself lucky that none of my children have been tempted and that I am very lucky too in the respect that I have an addictive personality and could have easily been dragged into the drug scene. I was told after that I should never induldge because of my addictive personality personality as mushroom are the worse possible drug to take when afflicated with this sort of personality. I take your point about hanging out with people who take drugs. However, how are you expected to know when this person and his wife put on a respectable front and he is now one of Scotlands respected novelist. Just shows that you can't judge a book by the cover.
Article - Sex Trafficking - What do think the world Governments should do to protect women and children? Perilous Times and Decaying Morality * * UK Sex trade moves its modern-day slaves into the suburbs* By David Harrison, Sunday Telegraph Last Updated: 12:25am GMT 18/02/2007 Criminal gangs are moving sex slaves out of brothels and into private houses in an attempt to take the trade "underground" and avoid discovery by the police. Senior officers are finding an "alarming" number of young women, mostly east Europeans aged 18 to 25, held captive in privately owned flats and houses and forced to have sex with up to 30 "clients" a day. The gangs are moving hundreds of women out of the "overt" sex industry - massage parlours and other brothels - and into the "covert" industry, because it is more lucrative, to increase their control over the victims, and to make it more difficult for police to find them. Graeme Maxwell, Yorkshire police's deputy chief constable and programme director for the UK Human Trafficking Centre, said: "The traffickers and pimps are taking the girls to rented flats and houses in areas all over the UK where there is a transient population and neighbours don't really notice when people move in and out." Mr Maxwell said the gangs were "ruthless criminals determined to protect their income from exploiting and abusing young women". The key to finding the criminals and rescuing the women was "local intelligence", he said. Beat officers were working to win the trust of communities and give people the confidence to inform police if they suspected girls were being held against their will. The trafficked women, most of whom are lured to Britain with false promises of jobs as waitresses or au pairs and are routinely beaten and raped, had been found in rented homes in city centres, including Birmingham, London and Sheffield, but also in "leafy suburbs". D S Steve Titterton, the trafficking centre's tactical adviser, said: "We are finding girls being kept in 'studentland' and other 'bedsit' areas but also in buy-to-let accommodation in smart residential areas where the neighbours are used to a high turnover of tenants." One Ukrainian woman told The Sunday Telegraph last week that she was duped into coming to Britain on the promise of a job selling ice cream in London. Instead Tatanya, 25, was taken to a flat in a north London suburb where she was forced to work as a prostitute from 10am to 10pm every day and to hand over all of the money to two Albanians, a man and a woman, towards the £20,000 "cost" of bringing her to England. Tatanya escaped by jumping from a second-floor window. She went to the police and, despite death threats to her family in Ukraine, gave evidence that helped to convict her captors who were jailed for a total of 25 years. Police believe the traffickers are going "underground", in part as a response to Operation Pentameter, a three-month police crackdown last year in which 232 suspected traffickers were arrested and 84 women rescued in nationwide raids on brothels. Pentameter II, a joint operation with several other European countries, is to be launched later this year. Thousands of young women - mostly from eastern Europe - are trafficked to Britain every year and forced into prostitution, a phenomenon blamed on European Union expansion, lax immigration controls and the UK's growing sex industry. Concern over the traffickers' changing tactics comes before a photographic exhibition on human trafficking which opens at St Paul's Cathedral in London this week. The exhibition highlights 21st century slavery to coincide with the 200th anniversary of the abolition of slavery. Last month the Government pledged to sign the European Convention against Human Trafficking, which allows victims to stay in the UK for six months to recover from their ordeal and prepare to testify against the traffickers. Vernon Coaker, the Home Office minister, said that the Government would launch an anti-trafficking "action plan" next month.
My ex boyfriend wants to get together on Friday? He's brought tickets to this brilliant exhibition (which was kind of sweet because the tickets are very expensive AND he's known for years that i've been looking forward to seeing it) And then later he wants to go for dinner. ONE PROBLEM! My girlfriend! She's practically forbidden me from going. I'm angry because it displays a complete lack of trust. He's a very good friend of mine and i can't stop speaking to him. Why can't she be a little more understanding?
i saw this job offer on gumtree, does it sound like a scam to you ??? what do you think .... to good to be true??? Hi there, Thank you so much for applying for the part time job offer .You don't need any qualification to apply. You could be any where and do the job without any stress. All you just need to do is check your mail regularly. Here is a little about me and the job description. My name is Charles Chalker. I am a full-time artist with my wife living in Ontario Canada with our two sons - Andrew and little Charlie... ". I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all over the world and I get paid without hassles. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to collecting and processing payments at the same time, due to so many orders from customers and exhibitions. I getting to respond to customers at times I find it so difficult. Responding to it all at the same time and even processing both their payments and orders causes delay in my business and that is why am looking for representatives in UK who will be working for me as a part-time worker in charge of payment processing and book keeping because I have a Good number of client interested in my painting but due to international exhibitions I can not tend to satisfy my clients to the fullest. I will be willing to pay 10% for every transaction dealings with you. All payments from customers will be made to you with money orders or check and you are expected to cash it at your own bank. JOB DESCRIPTION? 1. Receive payment from Clients 2. Cash Payments {check(s)} at your Bank 3. Deduct 10% as your own commision for each transaction, which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed. 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay. HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN? 10% from each operation! For instance: you receive £3000 via checks or money orders on my behalf, You will cash the money and keep £300 (10% from £3000) for yourself! At the beginning your commission will equal 10%,though later it will increase up to 12% If you are interested ,endeavor to send the following details back to me to show your interest. #FULL NAME: #FULL ADDRESS: #DATE OF BIRTH #PHONE NUMBER/MOBILE NUMBER #EMAIL ADDRESS
Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World? Willys cynical thought for the fugging day; Fool's love their jobs; but jobs love the freaking fools even more! Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World (some of these are pretty funny.) On a French passenger jet: Live West under Your Seat. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. Two signs from a Mallorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Here speeching American. At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own asz? At a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live  together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable foods, give it to the guard on duty. At the office of a Rome doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. At an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. At a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Strange Signs in London Spotted on a bathroom of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/ From; WILLYS JOKES 8/22/06 Signs Written in English Discovered Around the World
im hanging by a thread. i dont know what to do about this indian culture.? im 22. yr old girl. my dad died when i was 14. since then i developed anxiety disoeder. my family doenst know, except my sister in law, but she doent tkae me seriously. and when things go wrong i panic, stress, cant sleep, sometimes comfort eat, drink etc i live at home with my mother. my older sis is married and lives an hr away and bro moved to canada 2yrs ago. i just recently finished uni with an art degree.in the 1st and 2nd yer i didnt go out much. i wasnt allowed to go out too much, maybe a once a month and sometimes zero times a month. in the 3rd year i went out a little more. i wanted to go out before i regretted it. and therefore i made a little stand for my right. after all my sis and bro used to go out all the time. but sometimes i had to,i had to set up my work for exhibition, so i stayed late in studios, then we had two private view nights and an after party. ofcouse i wanted to go and be there. its what i had worked for. and ina heated argument my sis stold me That her husband and my brother where having a conversation about me and throught that because i have been ‘going out a lot’ because I have a ‘white bf.’. But I don’t. and my bro was thinking at the time to get some one to spy on me, see what I get up to. This is killing me. im so paranoid and unhappy. This all made more sense to me when, my sis told a lot of people in a wedding that we were looking for an Indian boy to get me married to. They think I want to marry a white guy. But I don’t care about race. I believe u should marry in disregard to colour, wealth, beliefs etc. on the surface it seems that everything is dilly dally, but I now its not underneath. There are people following me, watching me and I haven’t even done anything, I know I am not allowed to date so I don’t. I always try to do the right thing and have helped my bro and sis out as much as I couild with them gone ect. By bro and sis are 10yrs older than me. but they broke all the rules in there time. They dated dated behind our parents back and my bro even went paris! No onw was watching them. I am the only one who has played by the rules. And I cant believe what my life is made up of for the future. marriage etc. its not arranged, I can chose, but I feel so pressured and I don’t know what I want. Ic ant stand this. They have sucha hold on me. I feel like I cant have any friends, coz of the way they might perceive things. Im so fed up. Its like mental torture. Ive lost all trust in them. I feel sad all the time, ive lost motivation, my creativity is blocked and I self harm and depressed all the time, I just don’t want to live anymore. I want out. but don’t know how?
How long does it typically take sucessful artists to establish themselves? I don't mean freaks of nature who are supposed to be the latest great thing at 21. For normal artists, how long is it supposed to take? I feel like I've been struggling for a long time, well in my 20's I showed my paintings in cafes while getting sidetracked by other things because I thought I should have a more normal career, then in the last eight years I moved to a community where there are more opportunities for artists and really focused on my painting more. I've become somewhat of a fixture in local arts festivals and show regularly in certain places, like a gift store- yeah big deal. I've only had a few solo exhibitions and zero exhibitions in publicly funded galleries, in fact I'm ready to give up on them. At 38 I always thought I would have a more established career and maybe be making a living at it by now. I do have profits but it's just peanuts really. I'm wondering if it's realistic to think things could get a lot better.
Here is one that might be of interest .? A van is parked in front of the property for several hours along the roadside. Windows are covered with material. My landlord has a husband that is constantly stoned and generally worthless. He won’t check so she goes out and confronts the man. He says he is a PI. She goes in and calls the police which is what she should have done to start. She has a 13 year old daughter and is very nervous. An hour later the police come, are witnessed talking to the man and moments later he drives away. The police say nothing to the landlord and drive away themselves. She believes he was not who he said he was or would have been allowed to remain. End of incident. The following Sunday the van reappears and is parked similarly. The landlord calls me in a panic and says the police failed to get rid of this guy and he’s back. She sounds terrified. So I take a 7.62 Tokrov in a nylon holster and try to clip it to my side. The belt clip is too tight and will not spread enough to attach it so I hold it like a sandwich, hand not even on the handle. The pistol is not loaded, I know this but just want the psychological “edge” in case this man has any stupid ideas. I’m too old to fight and am concerned that the man is 51-50. He’s been warned by the police already. As a firefighter/medic I have dealt with many such cases in absence of law enforcement due to late arrivals and so on. I lived in a rural mountain area where response time was extended and the fire dept had to deal with many situations until police arrived. From that experience, I know not to at least appear to have the upper hand, and control factors in my favor. So I approach the vehicle, motion for the driver to roll down his window and say, “It’s time for you to leave.” He nodded and complied. The pistol was never raised nor gripped as intended for use. The man turned out to be a legitimate P.I. and screamed bloody murder to the police. I explained the circumstances and they left. They returned a bit later and said the PI was insisting on my arrest and arrested me for exhibition of a firearm. The PI and his company took no responsibility for causing panic by appearing as a stalker. The police took no responsibility for not putting our concerns to rest by informing us the man had a legitimate right to be there and not to worry. (By the way, the PI was investigating a workman’s comp case on an individual on an adjacent property.) I ultimately took the entire responsibility for everyone, including my stupidity, however well intended, to the tune of nearly $7,000.00 in legal fees few hrs in Jail, 2 years probation, a $1,055 fine and nerve damage to my right wrist caused by handcuffs. Fingers went numb while cuffed for an hour or so and occasionally do so to this day. The lesson I took away from this is no matter how justified, you can become a victim of the system. You are not permitted to protect yourself or your friends and loved ones You must let the police do it if they can… in time. So, there are a few questions. Was I utterly wrong and caused enough damage to cause me (deserve) so much mental distress and financial hardship? Was the punishment befitting the crime, if indeed a crime was committed? I have always tried to conduct myself in an ethical and exemplary fashion. I many times over have put my life on the line in the service of others and always thought of myself as one of the good guys. To be treated as a criminal really caved me in. One little ooops in the eyes of the courts seems to have cancelled a lifetime of atta-boys. I welcome your opinions. I’m done whining now LOL
The Devils Work Did You Know? Are Ghosts, Witches, Aliens, Really Real??? Real Ghost Activity is on the Increase Reports of paranormal and supernatural activity are on the increase, people from all walks of life have reported supernatural and unexplainable activity. Is there really such a thing as a ghost? Thousands of people from all walks of life are reporting sightings of ghosts, spirits, and or aliens in their homes and in the sky. Exactly who or what are these ghosts? Notes ****************************************************************** Now if Someone is getting a Haunting, You can be SURE it is come from Satan and or His Demons, and that is indeed Scary.... Does the Bible have anything to say about the increased interest in this strange phenomena? **Yes, the Bible indicates that 'paranormal activity' and interest in the spirit world would increase at the very end of time. Furthermore, the Bible indicates that these spirits will fasten multitudes into a World Wide Deciptions. *** Possission, Astrology, Witchs, Mediums, Occult, Satan and his Demons do there Work. "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty." Revelation 16:13-14 It is VERY important that we understand what the Bible says about ghosts, spirits, and the afterlife. Spiritual Manifestations are not all Sleight of Hand If Your going to look into the Evil and Scary Happining (True or Not) at least NO WHAT YOUR LOOKING AT. On the internet one can find many web sites dedicated to ghost pictures and photos of ghosts, videos of ghosts, and ghost stories. Certainly many of these images, videos, and stories are clever hoaxes. However, some of these ghost sightings may actually be Something, the question is what? Satan and his Demons, come to Try to take Over God People. Everyone want to know the Next Scary Story, but dont have time for the Trueth of the Bible................. Who inhabits Haunted Houses? People are often fearful of old, dark, rundown buildings and houses, believing that they are haunted by the spirits of the Dead. The dead are sleeping, Until Judgement, the dead are dead either in Christ or in Satan. Where Jesus Christ make that Call...Heaven or Hell, and there no in Between....... It is not the Dead that come back to live to haunt people, it is Satan or and his Demons, here to hault and take control of PEOPLES souls, Remember The Devil known his time is short before Jesus Christ Second Coming...... He going to try to get every Soul he can, before the Second Coming Of Jesus Christ. The Bible teaches however that the dead do not come back to haunt houses because they are resting in grave awaiting either of the two ressurections. Heaven or Hell "As the cloud is consumed and vanisheth away: so he that goeth down to the grave shall come up no more. He shall return no more to his house, neither shall his place know him any more." Job 7:9-10 "While I live will I praise the LORD: I will sing praises unto my God while I have any being. Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. His breath goeth forth, he returneth to his earth; in that very day his thoughts perish." Psalm 146:2-3 "For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten. Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun." Ecclesiastes 9:5-6 "Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice, And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation." John 5:28-29 Again Heaven or Hell ***************************************************************** Now Know who this Ghost, Witches, Aliens, Astrology, Occult, False Teachers, really ARE. Now that is Something To be Scared Off..... Who is responsible for the strange phenomena that is happening all over the world? It is Satan, who wants the world to believe that the dead are not really dead. The Devil, set the stage for his masterpiece endtime delusion a long time ago. "Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil." Genesis 3:1-5 Skeptics are in Grave Danger Many people think that spiritual manifestations are fraudulent hoaxes. But while it is true that trickery has often been palmed off as genuine manifestations, there has also been marked exhibitions of supernatural power. The mysterious rappings with which modern spiritualism began, late in the 19th century, was not the result of human trickery or cunning, but was the direct work of evil angels, who thus introduced one of the most successful of soul-destroying delusions. Many will be ensnared through the belief that spiritualism is a merely human imposture; when brought face to face with manifestations which they cannot but regard as supernatural, they will be deceived, and will be led to accept them as the great power of God. Dont fear the Dead, they are Dead Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his JUDGMENT is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of water. Revelation 14:7 Yes a person or thing can become Possessed by Satan and or his Demons, But that is not the people that are Dead...... You took the time to read it, you at least, did my work...
My ex bf invite me to his land and house? he wrote email to me and invite me to exhibite my paiting at his place. he said " Anyway, I hope to invite you to my land in the future and even hope maybe you can do an exhibition there in the future if you want. I will support you in anyway that I can. Can even arrange catering for the opening ceremony or whatever." we broke for 1 month and 18 days ago. i still sad. we still contact. this email is the latest one. I would like to know why he invite me or he want to get back or he want to leave me 'nice'way. Or something else.i would like to reply him that i happy and i want to get back to be gf. But i am not ready to say. Because last time i began to say some sort like that he said he called me and he want to say friendly not about talking in getting back. That make me cried later. How can i reply to him and tell him that i happy and respect this invitatation. That land and house is the place i and him wish to live and marry later but now , we broke.
A sensitive colleague might like me. I just want to be friends with him. What to do? My colleague is a male, single, in his 50s. I'm in my late 20s. He's an expat in my office, liked by other colleagues for his nice & culturally-sensitive attitude. Sometimes he's even more sensitive than the locals. Bad news is he recently got mild stroke & has been feeling down since. He often thinks that the stroke makes him useless professionally and people are trying to kick him away. I don't see that happening and I think it's just in his mind. Anyway, as a colleague/friend, since the stroke, I've been offering some companies when I could. I listen to his stories. We went to art exhibitions, movies, dinners, etc. I just don't want him to feel negative most of the time. However, lately I sense that he might misunderstood me. He becomes possesive. He would become uneasy when I turned down his invitations, he insisted to see me after work, he instant messaged me at home. What should I do? At the same time I don't want to hurt his feelings considering his condition.
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what do you know about Islam and its impact on Europe? Firstly: Our Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) did not produce his ideas by himself, rather the message that he brought came from Allaah – it was Revelation (wahy) which Allaah sent to him. Secondly: with regard to his life (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him): He was the best of all people on earth in terms of lineage, for he was descended from the noblest line. Even his enemies bore witness to that. Hence his enemy Abu Sufyaan testified to that effect before the Byzantine ruler. The noblest of people were his people; the noblest of tribes was his tribe; the noblest of clans was his clan. His full name was Muhammad ibn [son of] ‘Abd-Allaah ibn ‘Abd al-Muttalib ibn Haashim ibn ‘Abd Manaaf ibn Qusayy ibn Kilaab ibn Murrah ibn Ka’b ibn Lu’ayy ibn Ghaalib ibn Fahr ibn Maalik ibn al-Nadar ibn Kinaanah ibn Khuzaymah ibn Mudrikah ibn Ilyaas ibn Mudar ibn Nizaar ibn Ma’d ibn ‘Adnaan… ibn ‘Ismaa’eel [Ishmael] ibn Ibraaheem [Abraham] (peace be upon them). Allaah sent him as a Prophet at the age of forty, which is the age of perfection. The first sign of Prophethood which was sent to the Messenger of Allaah was dreams: he did not see any dream but it would come true like daybreak. It was said that that lasted for six months. The period of his Prophethood lasted for twenty-three years. These dreams were one of the forty-six parts of Prophethood. Then Allaah honoured him with Prophethood, and the angel came to him whilst he was in the cave of Hira’, where he used to love to go to be alone. The first words (of the Qur’aan) to be revealed to him were: “Read! In the Name of your Lord Who has created (all that exists)” [al-‘Alaq 96:1 – interpretation of the meaning] His message came in stages. Firstly, he was appointed as a Prophet; secondly, he warned his nearest kinsmen; thirdly, he warned his people; fourthly, he warned the people to whom no warner had ever come, namely all the Arabs; fifthly, he warned all those whom his message reached, both jinns and humans, until the end of time. After that (initial revelation), he spent three years calling people to Allaah in secret. Then the following words were revealed to him: “Therefore proclaim openly (Allaah’s Message Islamic Monotheism) that which you are commanded, and turn away from Al‑Mushrikoon (polytheists, idolaters, and disbeliever” [al-Hijr 15:94 – interpretation of the meaning] See Zaad al-Ma’aad by Ibn al-Qayyim, 1/71 Thirdly: With regard to the message to which our Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) called people, it is sufficient to quote what was said by Abu Sufyaan – who was a kaafir (disbeliever) at the time. Heraclius, the ruler of Byzantium, asked Abu Sufyaan, “What does he tell you to do?” Abu Sufyaan said: “He tells us to worship Allaah alone, not associating anything with Him, and he forbids us to worship that which our fathers used to worship. He commands us to pray, to give in charity, to be chaste, to keep our promises and fulfil our trusts.” Heraclius commented on Abu Sufyaan’s words by saying: “This is the description of a Prophet. I knew that he would appear, but I did not think that he would be from among you [the Arabs]. If you are indeed speaking the truth, then soon he will take possession of the place where my feet are standing. If I thought that I could meet him I would not hesitate to go to him, and if I were with him I would wash his feet.” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 2782; Muslim, 1773). Fourthly: After the death of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), he was succeeded as khaleefah (leader of the Muslim community) by Abu Bakr al-Siddeeq, during whose time a number of major events took place: the dispatching of the army of Usaamah [to Syria]; the wars against the apostates (ahl al-riddah); fighting those who refused to pay the zakaah; the emergence of Musaylimah the liar [a false prophet]; and the compilation of the Qur’aan. Then came ‘Umar ibn al-Khattaab, who was one of the earliest Muslims, one of the ten whom the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) had testified would enter Paradise, one of the Rightly Guided Caliphs (al-khulafa’ al-raashideen), one of the in-laws of the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), one of the greatest scholars and ascetics among the Sahaabah (the Companions of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)). Many conquests took place during his time, including the conquest of Damascus, Jordan, Iraq, Jerusalem and Egypt. He is the one who decided, in consultation with ‘Ali, that history should be dated from the time of the Hijrah (the migration of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) from Makkah to Madeenah). He was martyred in 23 AH by the kaafir Magian murderer Abu Lu’lu’ah. Then came ‘Uthmaan ibn ‘Affaan, who was also one of the ten whom the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) had testified would enter Paradise. He had also become Muslim in the earliest days. He was one of those whom Abu Bakr al-Siddeeq had called to Islam. He migrated twice, first to Abyssinia (Ethiopia) then to Madeenah. He married Ruqayyah the daughter of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him), then she passed away and he married her sister Umm Kalthoom. He ruled as khaleefah for twelve years, then he was martyred in 35 AH at the age of eighty-odd. Then came ‘Ali ibn Abi Taalib, who was also one of the ten whom the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) had testified would enter Paradise. He was the brother of the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) according to the system of brotherhood established when the muhaajiroon (migrants from Makkah) first came to Madeenah, and he was also the Prophet’s son-in-law as he married his daughter Faatimah, the best of all women (may Allaah be pleased with her). He was also one of the first people to become Muslim, one of the greatest scholars, bravest warriors, prominent ascetics and preachers. He was one of those who compiled the Qur’aan and showed it to the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him). Fifthly: The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) was guided by the teachings of the Qur’aan, indeed his whole attitude was the Qur’aan as the Mother of the Believers ‘Aa’ishah (may Allaah be pleased with her) said. The way our Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) was in Islam was the same as the way he had been before, but Allaah perfected his character and made it more beautiful. When the first revelation came, [his wife] Khadeejah (may Allaah be pleased with her) said, listing his attributes: “No, by Allaah, Allaah would never let you down. For you uphold ties of kinship, you help the weak, you give charity to the poor, you honour your guests and you help the deserving calamity-afflicted ones.” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 4; Muslim, 160) Both his companions and his enemies described him in a befitting manner, as he (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) deserved, saying that he was honourable, brave, merciful, well-spoken, worshipped a great deal, was honest and trustworthy, and so on. This was all summed up in the verse: “And verily, you (O Muhammad) are on an exalted (standard of) character” [al-Qalam 68:4 – interpretation of the meaning] His good character and attitude had a great effect, as it was the reason for some of the mushrikeen (pagans, polytheists) coming to Islam. It was narrated that Abu Hurayrah said: “The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) sent some cavalry towards Najd, and they brought a man from Banu Haneefah whose name was Thamaamah ibn Athaal and tied him to one of the pillars of the mosque. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) came out and said, ‘Untie Thamaamah.’ Then he (Thamaamah) went to grove of palm trees near the mosque and washed himself (did ghusl), then he entered the mosque and said, ‘I bear witness that there is no god except Allaah and that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allaah.’” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 4114; Muslim, 1764). Sixthly: With regard to Islam reaching Europe, it did so in several ways, including the following: 1 – The keenness of the Muslims to convey the truth to all of mankind. Andalusia [in Spain] was conquered by Taariq ibn Ziyaad in 92 AH/711 CE, and the conquests in western Europe continued until they reached southeastern France in 114 AH. 2 – People coming from North Africa, the Middle East and South Asia to look for work and a better future. 3 – Westerners bringing some people from other countries, such as the Germans bringing Turks, to work in their country. 4 – The presence of Muslim daa’iyahs (callers, “missionaries”) in those countries. 5 – The conquests of the Ottoman state of part of Europe. 6 – The conversion of some indigenous Europeans to Islam, who then began to propagate Islam. 7 – Trade links between Muslims and Europe. 8 – Conversion of some Europeans to Islam. 9 – Changes in the European intellectual approaches. 10 – Rejection of the church myths which contradict revelation and the adoption of empirical knowledge whose foundation was laid by the Muslims. 11 – Participation of Muslim communities in the development of research, inventions and companies in Europe, through the work of qualified Muslim professionals, plus the increase in the number of Muslim communities in Europe, which resulted in the increase in the number of mosques, schools and Islamic centers. This has resulted in increased Muslim influence, to the extent that the enemies of Islam such as the Jews are scared. The Israeli newspaper “Ha-eretz” said, in an issue published in late June 2001 CE, “As is the case in western Europe, the great increase in the number of Muslims in the United States has led to an increase in their political influence… The increase in the number of Muslims and their increasing political awareness, especially the Arab students, who are the most active of the Arabs in the political field, and the decrease in the number of Jews as a result of mixed marriages and their assimilation into American society, will all, in the future, play a role in changing the balance of power and changing the influence that these competing groups have in Washington. This is now something tangible, as can be seen in the activities of the pro-Arab lobbies in Congress. 1. The increase in the number of Muslims in European counties. More than ten years ago the number of Muslims in Europe was approximately 12 million. 2. The spread of mosques, Islamic centers and schools. 3. The spread of hijaab and Islamic dress in the capitals of European countries. 4. The holding of Islamic exhibitions and seminars, and the establishment of companies that take care of halaal slaughter of meat, and burying the dead in the manner prescribed in Islam. And Allaah is the Guide to the straight path and the Source of strength. Islam Q&A Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid
Lost in Translation??? In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9&11 am daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service. In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter. In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose. An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass? On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin. On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways. Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man. Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts. Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run. Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles & Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American. A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
Sometimes...do those translations seem slightly off???? In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9&11 am daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service. In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter. In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose. An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ***? On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn **** to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin. On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways. Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man. Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts. Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run. Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles & Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American. A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
please check my grammar? 14... - searching and make interactive script for estuarine crocodile -make company profile for En. Man 15... - cleaned up the board at the main entrance -search information about donkey and make interactive script 17...- paste the stamp at the envelope - searching information and make fact sheet for the logbook and website 18....- answering phone and make booking for the school -laminated the sinages - search information about donkey 19...- search information to do the factsheet for horse. take picture (tangkap gambar) rokiah and sum for the transfer at ape center. -paste the stamp at the envelope 20…-laminate the sinaged and send to the reptile house. - search information about donkey - take picture for shooting Dr. Brady Barr's at the hippo. -open door at the panggung... 21…- sharp- jaga the booth registration -photographer for education tour for guest - setting layout for the colorings session for children guests at the elephant show -laminated the sinaged - setting layout colorings for the school at multi animal show 22…- follow kak ain get picture for the SEAZA …kemas the office … Laminating the sinages …make the fact sheet for the donkey 23…- make the fact sheet for the Malayan tapir …- follow the mis didi take picture the pig, capybara and hippo yang baru lahir. …- follow and learn how to give guide tour on train …- make the laminating paper 24…- make and search information for donkey ….- take the poster from Kancil hall for the public relation purpose. -make booking for guided tour.. -Take picture for the wife kementrian from laos. - copy memo and send at the pigin box at main office.. 27.6- same task as yesterday ..take picture the bear area in kandang for seaza purpose. ..leket the news at the main board 29.6-kira poster at kancil hall.. Key in the amount of poster.. kira empty envelope ..setting layout for colorings.. .cutting the school address 30.6-ambil gambar anak landak..the new birth ..Ambil duri landak at mammal area for the James .. tampal sinages at elephant area. .. design the sinages for Bee man Show ..Buat sinages for board pasal bee museum and laminated ..Changes the latest poster at the main board 1-7.. photographer for student pjj uum with anak yatim. ..setting layout for the colouring competition. . ..prepare the food for animals at primate… ..Kemas the hall after end of this programme 2-7.. take poster from kancil for exhibition prog. .Learn how to use adobe iilustrator..Search information about donkey. ..Laminating sinages for the interactive session. 3.. same 4.. buat interactive section for elephant..buat fact sheet for Malayan tapir ..kemas rumah for way out volunteer .. laminating sinages 5.. tour guide on train.. search information about rhainores for factsheet ..Open the door and aircorn for class..Make booking for school 7.. learn how to brief volunteer. .laminating interactive script. ..Key in volunteer name 8..laminating sinages .Ambil gambar for the volunteer program and sponsorship. ..Send sinages at the bee museum... Key in volunteer name for way out 9.. kemas stor blkg at kancil hall. .. Kira kerusi kayu for the sponsor porpose Given task for exhibit merdeka day.. Copy and send memo at pigin box ..Make interactive script for Malayan elephant. 10..kira tong sampah for the volunteer programme and sponsorship programme ..Tour guide..search volunteer pic for the exhibition.. Key in volunteer name 11.. print and cut the paper name for the AGM .. take croc pic for the medical prog.. Search infrmtn about exhibit 12.. take pic keadaan now for the exhibit.. Send sinages at the admin office ..make and search inf about bearded pigs.. kemas the office… laminating sinages 13.. prepare colorings kits for the next days.. susun the color.. .. search pic for exhibit.. 15 search information and make fact sheet about nile hyppo. ..jg booth for interactive session at the ape center with edu officers. 16.. kemas the library.. make fact sheet for the nile hyppo.. ..send the school letter for the entrance rate to the custmr service. … make booking for school. 17..setting coloring session for school.. make factsheet for the pygmy hyppo.. .. buat practical studnt card.. ..update the main board.. 18.. setting the coloring competition.. make factsheet about the giant tortoise .. key in volunteer name.. ..fax letter and follow up the attendance for seminar..
What sort of fine would I expect to get for an "exhibition of speed" ticket? I was given the ticket for doing doughnuts late at night in LA. The officer said that he could impound my car take me to jail and bla bla bla but he told me he would give me a break and just gave me the ticket to go to court. He told me just to go to trafic school and made it seem like no big deal. The ticket says I was going 25 and the reason was exhibition of speed which when I looked it up looked really serious. Can they still take my car away and what kind of fine am I looking at?
Some more? On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 SovietRepublic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. (kein Eis?) In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
SmackDown Vs RAW 2009 Questions!?!? First off here's the latest news on it..... THQ has cut loading times down by 50%.There's a very high chance that alternate attires will be in this years game if not by preset,then almost 100% defintely by Down Loadable Content.There's going to be a roster of over 60 current WWE Superstars & Divas. WWE Night Of Champions was indeed the due date for the superstars & divas to get there game models in for SD! vs RAW 09. I've counted a total of 75 active WWE Superstars & Divas who have been active up until Night Of Champions,rather or not all of them will be in is not known at this point. There's also very strong talk that due to the release of WWE:Legends Of WrestleMania,SD! vs RAW 09 will have no WWE Legends. With a down loadable roster being in it is all most certian that this will be the most up-to-date WWE game inhistory(meaning that even without DLC every WWE Superstar & Diva should be on there actual brand via Exhibition or Season Mode). Ron Killings will most likely be in...... due to him being said to debut on SmackDown! as a Main Eventer. Detials on the DLC are still kind of skitcht,but what is known is the fact that you can download new WWE Superstars & Divas,Arenas,and eith the possibilty of Downloadable alternate attire,but it has been said that you should be able to d/l actual & current WWE storylines as if you was wacthing them yourself.In Create-A-Finiser mode details are still not well known,but you maybe able to create tag team finishers as well as singles finishers.The cAW mode has been greatly updated. So that's all of the known info,but i want to know is what are you guys going to do with the CAF(Create-A-Finisher)mode? I'm going to create original finishers,and re-animate the ones already in if they haven't already been re-animated.So what about you guys?
more signs? Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: "For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service." Sign at fast-food place: "PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!" Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs." Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation." Sign from the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years." Sign in an East African newspaper: "A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers." Sign in a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter." Sign in an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."
Signs seen in non-English speaking countries? In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpuse. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpuse. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodist. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own a*s? On the tap in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn c*ck to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideways. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towel please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. In the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Lost in Translation???? In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9&11 am daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox Monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On a menu in a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience we recommend coourteous, effecient self-service. In a Bangkok cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. In a Hong Kong dress shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. From the Soviet weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter. In Germany's Black Forest: It is strickly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose. An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass? On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin. On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop--Drive sideways. Swiss mountain inn: Special today--no ice cream. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man. Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts. Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run. Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles & Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American. A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice.
its long but all funny and true what do you think yes or no? These are actual signs seen around the world in non-English speaking countries. Some of the mistakes are hilarious! In a Rome laundry: Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? On a faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guarenteed to work throughout its useful life. Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop: Drive Sideaways. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a Tokyo bar: Special coctails for the ladies with the nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. In a Norwegian coctail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are the best in the long run. From a Japanese information booklet about using hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot beave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Here speeching American. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig hotel elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening on underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. In a Honk Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by 15.000 Soviet painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that poeple of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. A translated sentence from a Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
ignore.... history of basketball? Basketball was invented in December 1891 by the Canadian clergyman, educator, and physician James Naismith. Naismith introduced the game when we was an instructor at the Young Men's Christian Association Training School (now Springfield College) in Springfield, Massachusetts. At the request of his superior, Dr. Luther H. Gulick, he organized a vigorous recreation suitable for indoor winter play. The game involved elements of American football, soccer, and hockey, and the first ball used was a soccer ball. Teams had nine players, and the goals were wooden peach baskets affixed to the walls. By 1897-1898, teams of five became standard. The game rapidly spread nationwide and to Canada and other parts of the world, played by both women and men; it also became a popular informal outdoor game. U.S. servicemen in World War II (1939-1945) popularized the sport in many other countries. A number of U.S. colleges adopted the game between about 1893 and 1895. In 1934 the first college games were staged in New York City's Madison Square Garden, and college basketball began to attract heightened interest. By the 1950s basketball had become a major college sport, thus paving the way for a growth of interest in professional basketball. The first pro league, the National Basketball League, was formed in 1898 to protect players from exploitation and to promote a less rough game. This league only lasted five years before disbanding; its demise spawned a number of loosely organized leagues throughout the northeastern United States. One of the first and greatest pro teams was the Original Celtics, organized about 1915 in New York City. They played as many as 150 games a season and dominated basketball until 1936. The Harlem Globetrotters, founded in 1927, a notable exhibition team, specializes in amusing court antics and expert ball handling. In 1949 two subsequent professional leagues, the National Basketball League (formed in 1937) and the Basketball Association of America (1946) merged to create the National Basketball Association (NBA). The Boston Celtics, led by their center Bill Russell, dominated the NBA from the late 1950s through the 1960s. By the 1960s, pro teams from coast to coast played before crowds of many millions annually. Wilt Chamberlain, a center for the Los Angeles Lakers, was another leading player during the era, and his battles with Russell were eagerly anticipated. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, also a center, came to prominence during the 1970s. Jabbar perfected his famed "sky hook" shot while playing for the Los Angeles Lakers and dominated the opposition. The NBA suffered a drop in popularity during the late 1970s, but was resuscitated, principally through the growing popularity of its most prominent players. Larry Bird of the Boston Celtics, and Magic Johnson of the Los Angeles Lakers are credited with injecting excitement into the league in the 1980s through their superior skills and decade-long rivalry. During the late 1980s Michael Jordan of the Chicago Bulls rose to stardom and helped the Bulls dominate the NBA during the early 1990s. A new generation of basketball stars, including Shaquille O'Neal of the Orlando Magic and Larry Johnson of the Charlotte Hornets, have sustained the NBA's growth in popularity. In 1959 a Basketball Hall of Fame was founded in Springfield, Massachusetts. Its rosters include the names of great players, coaches, referees, and people who have contributed significantly to the development of the game. there is no q.... :0 gezz, read the fine print ^ THERE IS NO QUESTION!!!! :0 :0 :0 :0
who likes the new texans scadule? Sept. 9 KANSAS CITY (9-7, 3-5 road) vs. Texans 2-1 Houston hosts Kansas City for the third time in regular season action on Sept. 9 to start their sixth season in franchise history. Only Cleveland will have made as many trips to Reliant Stadium as Kansas City will have by the end of the 2007 season. The Texans will be looking to even the all-time series with Kansas City at two wins apiece and will look to avenge one of the most lopsided losses in franchise history. The Chiefs enjoyed their last trip to Houston in 2005, handing the Texans a 45-17 loss behind 211 rushing yards and two touchdowns from Larry Johnson. 2 Sept. 16 Carolina (8-8, 4-4 home) vs. Texans 0-1 As with the Atlanta Falcons, Houston has defeated Carolina at Reliant Stadium, but will venture on the road against the Panthers for the first time ever in Week 2. The Texans enter 2007 with a 2-2 record all-time against the NFC South, playing each team twice. Depending on Carolina’s quarterback situation, the game could also mark Panthers’ quarterback David Carr’s first game against the team that drafted him first overall in the 2002 NFL Draft. 3 Sept. 23 INDIANAPOLIS (12-4, 4-4 road) vs. Texans 9-1 The Texans claimed their first ever win over the Colts last season at Reliant Stadium. In fact, Houston enters the 2007 season as the last team to beat the Colts, who went on to win Super Bowl XVI after faltering against the Texans late in December last year. It will mark the second time in franchise history that the Texans have faced the defending Super Bowl champion. Houston faced Tampa Bay in 2003, a year after the Buccaneers won Super Bowl XXXVII. 4 Sept. 30 Atlanta (7-9, 3-5 home) vs. Texans 0-1 The Texans will be looking to raise their record to 2-0 all-time against the Falcons when Houston travels to Atlanta in Week 4. The game will be Texans’ quarterback Matt Schaub’s first against his former team. While Schaub is quite familiar with the Georgia Dome, the Texans are not as the game will be the first for Houston in Atlanta in franchise history. 5 Oct. 7 MIAMI (6-10, 2-6 road) vs. Texans 0-2 The Texans will be looking for their third consecutive win over the Dolphins when Miami travels to Houston on Oct. 7. Interestingly enough, Houston’s two previous wins over the Dolphins have been the first wins respectively of the 2003 and 2006 seasons. It’s unlikely that will be the case this fall. Houston defeated Miami last season at Reliant Stadium, 17-15, to give Gary Kubiak his first win as an NFL head coach. 6 Oct. 14 Jacksonville (8-8, 2-6 road, 6-2 home) vs. Texans 4-6 The Jaguars went 6-2 at home last season, but one of those losses came at the hands of the Texans who had one of their more impressive defensive showings of the 2006 season at Alltel Stadium The Texans led the whole way, racing out to a 10-0 lead and holding on for a 13-10 win. Houston collected four turnovers, all interceptions from Jaguars quarterback David Garrard. 7 Oct. 21 TENNESSEE (8-8, 4-4 road, 4-4 home) vs. Texans 8-2 Houston and Tennessee have yet to split a season series. The Texans swept the season series in 2004, but have lost every other game played against the Titans in franchise history, including a 26-20 overtime loss at Reliant Stadium last year. 8 Oct. 28 San Diego (14-2, 8-0 home) vs. Texans 2-0 The Texans will be looking for their first win in franchise history against the Chargers when they travel to San Diego in Week 8. These two teams last met in 2004, a 27-20 triumph by the Chargers in Houston. 9 Nov. 4 Oakland (2-14, 2-6 home) vs. Texans 0-2 Houston will spend a second consecutive week on the left coast when they travel to Oakland in Week 9. The Texans have never lost to the Raiders and will be looking for wins in consecutive seasons after defeating Oakland last year in a defensive exhibition by both teams in the Black Hole. 11 Nov. 18 NEW ORLEANS (10-6, 6-2 road) vs. Texans 1-0 The Texans will face the Saints for the first time since the 2003 season when New Orleans heads to Houston on Nov. 18. The Saints were one of the best road teams in the NFL a year ago and fell just one game short of a Super Bowl appearance in head coach Sean Payton’s first season at the helm. Houston will be looking to even the all-time series at one after falling to the Saints in ’03, 31-10, at the Super Dome. The game will also feature the top two picks in the 2006 NFL Draft in Mario Williams and Reggie Bush. 12 Nov. 25 Cleveland (4-12, 2-6 home) vs. Texans 2-2 The Texans will face Cleveland for the fifth time in franchise history on Nov.25, more than any other team outside the AFC South. Houston defeated the Browns at Reliant Stadium in 2006 to end its season with a win for the first time in team history. A win over Cleveland in 2007 would be a third consecutive triumph over the Browns as the Texans defeated Cleveland 19-16 in 2005 at Reliant Stadium. 13 Dec. 2 Tennessee (8-8, 4-4 road, 4-4 home) vs. Texans 8-2 Turnovers killed the Texans last season in Nashville and Houston will be looking to avenge a loss in 2007 after thoroughly beating Tennessee in nearly every major statistical category a year ago. The Texans fell 28-22 to Tennessee at LP Field in their last visit to Music City, falling behind 21-3 before Sage Rosenfels led a valiant second-half comeback that fell just short. Houston had 427 total yards while Tennessee managed just 197, but in the end Houston couldn’t overcome five turnovers. 14 Dec. 9 TAMPA BAY (4-12, 1-7 road) vs. Texans 1-0 Like the Saints, Houston has only played Tampa Bay on the road previously and will be looking for its first win over the Buccaneers in franchise history. The Texans defeated the Buccaneers last season in preseason action, but lost to Tampa Bay 16-3 at Raymond James Stadium in 2003 in the only regular season meeting between these two teams. 15 Dec. 13 DENVER (9-7, 5-3 road) vs. Texans 1-0 The Texans will be looking for their first ever win over the Broncos when Denver heads to Reliant Stadium on Dec. 13 for a prime time matchup. The two teams have only met once previously, a 31-13, win for the Broncos in Denver during the 2004 season. Plenty of storylines go along with this matchup which is probably why NFL Network has decided to broadcast the game to a national audience. Gary Kubiak will be facing his mentor, Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan, for the first time in the regular season. However, Shanahan will also be coaching against his son, Kyle, who is the Texans quarterbacks coach. Houston’s roster is also littered with former Broncos so while these teams have met just once previously in the regular season, they will be quite familiar with one another when they take the field in mid-December. 16 Dec. 23 Indianapolis (12-4, 4-4 road) vs. Texans 9-1 One last chance to claim a win at RCA Dome. Houston is 0-5 in Indy against the Colts, who will be moving into a new home prior to the 2008 season. 17 Dec. 30 JACKSONVILLE (8-8, 2-6 road) vs. Texans 4-6 If the Texans are to make the playoffs for the first time in team history, a berth may come down to a matchup with their biter rival. The Texans have historically had the Jaguars number during their brief history. Six of the Texans’ nine division wins in franchise history have come against the Jags, only adding to this intense rivalry. *HOME games are in ALL CAPS
Who think Bud Selig is the worst commissioner in all sports? Ok first he made an exhibition all stars game a deciding factor in home court for the world series. I can't imagine the NHL, NFL, NBA doing that. Then the roid issue got out of hand and he just sit at home in Milwaukee doing nothing. Now he is having the Red Sox & A's play in Japan for their opening and then later in the week, the red sox will play the dodgers as a spring training game, how does that make sense? 2 games count and then 3 days later, those other games will won't count until next week. the worst commissioner ever. baseball will always be up. it's the national pastime and it's not because of this clown.
Devil In The White City.? In describing the collapse of the roof of Manufacturers and Liberal Arts Building, Larson wtires "In a great blur of snow and silvery glass the buildings roof-that marval of late nieteenth-century hubris, enclosing the greatest volume of obstructed space in history--collapsed to the floor below" [p. 196-97]. Was the entire fair, in its extravagant size and cost, an exhibition of arrogance? Do such creative acts automatically engender a darker, destructive prallel? Can Holmes be seen as the natural darker side of the Fair's glory?
Are Republicans/conservatives in Washington really honest, upstanding, God fearing people...? Or are they just a bunch of hypocritical criminals & sexual offenders? Check out this list: 1. Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13. 2. Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls. 3. Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys -- ages ten and 12 -- during a six-year period. 4. Republican County Board Candidate Brent Schepp was charged with molesting a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later. 5. Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy. 6. Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet. 7. Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl. 8. Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd pleaded guilty to charges of soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable. 9. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. 10. Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy. 11. Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business. 12. Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-year-old girl. 13. Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14-year-old girls. 14. Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester. 15. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. 16. Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet. 17. Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls. 18. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. 19. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. 20. Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor. 21. Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. 22. Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered. 23. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. . Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. 25. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl, which produced a child. 26. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. 27. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. 28. Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of who appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial. 29. Republican fundraiser Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. 30. Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. 31. Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. 32. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. 33. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. 34. Republican campaign chairman Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child and was arrested again five years later on the same charge. 35. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. 36. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his stepdaughter. 37. Republican Judge Ronald C. Kline pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer. 38. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. 39. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. 40. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty") was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. 41. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. 42. Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. 43. Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. 44. Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11-year-old girl. 45. Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. 46. Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. 47. Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. 48. Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first-degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. 49. Republican legislator Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). 50. Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was found guilty of molesting a 15-year old girl. 51. Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. 52. Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. 53. Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. 54. Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner were convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. 55. Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. 56. Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. 57. Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. 58. Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession. 59. Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. 60. Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church gore," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. 61. Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter. 62. Republican campaign worker, police officer and self-proclaimed reverend Steve Aiken were convicted of having sex with two underage girls. 63. Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. 64. Republican president of the New York City Housing Development Corp. Russell Harding pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer. 65. Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was found guilty of raping a 15-year old girl. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women. . chappye: Pelosi & Reid are sex predators & pedophiles? Get real! Hey, all of you defenders, I challenge you to come up with a list! I see a lot of accusations regarding some democrats, but nothing to substantiate these claims. These are convicted pedophiles, people! At least I produced a history of names & dates. What have you got...an adulterer? How does that compare? O danny boy...how do you know Clinton cheated on his wife 65 times...were you there? & what does adultery have to do with pedophilia? Periwinkle, it's very interesting that in your research of democratic corruption you could find all those scandalds and...not a pervert among them! Wow!
Hastings, Uk..whats a gal to do?!!? Im going on a little trip to Hastings next month for a few nights of relative comfort in one of those super-de-duper caravan parks. Its one of the parks which is very much family orientated (but was such a bargain!) and as I havent been there for years, was wondering if someone can give me some advice on things to do and see? Ive heard theres a new aquarium, not not sure if its open yet? Also, I remember going to some really cool 1066 exhibition.. Im going with just my boyfriend (we are both late twenties) so any advice for stuff to do would be mucho appreciated! Thanks xx
Do Republican values create child molesters ? Well take read this before you answer - Republican congressional aide Jeffrey Nielsen was arrested for having sex with a 14-year old boy. Republican County Commissioner Patrick Lee McGuire surrendered to police after allegedly molesting girls between the ages of 8 and 13. Republican prosecutor Larry Corrigan was arrested for soliciting sex from 13-year old girls. Republican Mayor Jeffrey Kyle Randall was sentenced to 275 days in jail for molesting two boys -- ages ten and 12 -- during a six-year period. Republican County Board Candidate Brent Schepp was charged with molesting a 14-year old girl and killed himself three days later. Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned from Congress after "sexually explicit" emails surfaced showing him flirting with a 16-year old boy. Republican executive Randall Casseday of the conservative Washington Times newspaper pleaded guilty to soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl on the internet. Republican chairman of the Oregon Christian Coalition Lou Beres confessed to molesting a 13-year old girl. Republican County Constable Larry Dale Floyd pleaded guilty to charges of soliciting sex from an 8-year old girl. Floyd has repeatedly won elections for Denton County, Texas, constable. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Republican Party leader Bobby Stumbo was arrested for having sex with a 5-year old boy. Republican petition drive manager Tom Randall pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 14, one of them the daughter of an associate in the petition business. Republican County Chairman Armando Tebano pleaded guilty to fondling a 14-year-old girl. Republican teacher and former city councilman John Collins pleaded guilty to sexually molesting 13 and 14 year old girls. Republican campaign worker Mark Seidensticker is a convicted child molester. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. Republican Mayor Tom Adams was arrested for distributing child pornography over the internet. Republican Mayor John Gosek was arrested on charges of soliciting sex from two 15-year old girls. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Committeeman John R. Curtain was charged with molesting a teenage boy and unlawful sexual contact with a minor. Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. Republican zoning supervisor, Boy Scout leader and Lutheran church president Dennis L. Rader pleaded guilty to performing a sexual act on an 11-year old girl he murdered. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. Republican advertising consultant Carey Lee Cramer was sentenced to six years in prison for molesting two 8-year old girls, one of whom appeared in an anti-Gore television commercial. Republican fundraiser Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. Republican Co