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Have you heard about the latest Creation Museum exhibit?

The other day I picked up a copy of Creation Museum News, thinking I might get a chuckle or two, and I wasn't disapointed. It had an article about a proposed new exhibit. It would be a depiction of a desert landscape, and would have "satan" sitting on a John Deere backhoe, wearing a hardhat, digging a good sized hole. It will have artificial diesel "exhaust" coming from the backhoe, and the recorded sound of a tractor engine. Nearby on a pallet are some artificially aged, fake dinosaur fossils (one of them can be seen to be a T-Rex skull with a mouthful of bovine-like teeth, used for eating ferns, grasses, and on occassion, artichokes). On another nearby pallet is a big pile of paper sacks, each one labelled "360 million year old 'rock' -- just add water." Dr. Julian Spade, in charge of the new exhibit said; "we think this may be our most popular exhibit, even better than the robotic talking snake reciting the words to 'Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me.' "

Public Comments

  1. Haha. That's a good one.
  2. Nice. And the saddest part? Some people out there will really believe that kind of thing. Staggering ignorance in action...
  3. poor guy...............this is not what a true christian would all a factual exhibit........
  4. Where does all this wasted money come from? If there were Heaven and Hell this guy would drop straight down.
  5. The Logic of the Creation Museum: "According to God's word, thorns came after Adam's sin, about six thousand years ago, not millions of years ago. Since we have discovered thorns within the fossil record, with dinosaurs and other plants and animals, they all must have lived at the same time as humans, after Adam's sin." I blame the public education system...and Global Warming.
  6. The Creation Museum is "has been" dear, the next hot museum will be the "intelligent falling museum". Down with Newton ! (If I may say so...)
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